Bad Santa

  A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot.


 Willie and Marcus are these two guys that go to malls and work as Santa and his little helper.who end up stealing all the money after everyone spends it.they bin doing this for years.Willi is a drunk that doesn't like kids but has a job that has to be around them all day.he is really mean to some of them to .Marcus  has a girls friend who help them.her name is Lois.

 one day well Willi was working as Santa a little boy keep asking him question. and Willi keep getting mad and more mad till he told this kid off. he feels bad but he doesn't do any thing about it. he ends up seeing that little boy again. after4 he gets beat up. Willi take him home and finds out. that the only person that looks after this little kid is his grandma and she can't hear.or do any thing. Willi starts to take advantage of it and moves in with the kid. the hole time this little kid thinks hes living with Santa.and the hole time he was there he was taking all there things.

 when it came time to rod the mall of all its money they were ready. they done this a lot before and this was there last time doing it. everything was going well at the being. they got in to the mall all good. they had no problems. untill Marcus tryed to kill Willi and take his money . when that happened  the cops showed up. but Willi got a way and made it back to that little kids house. just to give him a present before he went to jail.    

How High

  How High  is a comedy. it's about two guys by the name of Silas and Jamal decided to one day smoke something magical, which eventually helps them to ace their college entrance exam. after that ever collage want them to go to their collage.

 Before Silas went to collage he would sell weed. that was his job. he had a friend name Ivory. Ivory look up to Silas. Ivory dies by getting hit by a bus after falling out of his apartment on fire. Silas takes his ashes and puts them in one of his weed plants. as it was growing. after it was done growing.he went to wright the college entrance exam. before he went in he meet's Jamal King.

 Before Silas and Jamal go to wright the exam. they smoke some of the weed that Silas put Ivory in. after they smoked it they could see and take to a ghost of Ivory. Ivory helped them by giving them all the answer on the exam. they both passed with a 100%. every college wants them to go to there school. because they got a 100%.

 They end up going to Harvard. where they're  surrounded by the world of Ivy leaguers. this is a lot different     from where there from. but they had it made because every time they smoked that Ivory they would see him. and he would help them on  test an stuff. but some one ends up stealing the plant. and they smoke all of if. so Silas and Jamal had to study for real. bu they still end up passing there classes.

South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut

 South park bigger longer and uncut is my favorite movie. it's about four boys (Eric Cartman , Stan Marsh, Kyle Brflvski , Kenny Mccormick). they go and see a R rated movie featuring Canada Terreance and Phillip. the boy's are the only in grade four. when there parents find out that they went and seen the movie. they were so mad because they think this movie was bad. that they pressure the united staets to go to war against Canada.

 In this movie they get  a scientist to make a v chip. the v chip was made for kids. who used bad language all the time.it was meant to get the kid to stop using bad words. it's like a taser. they put it on your head and under yor skin. so every time the use a bad word it goes off  and taser them. they tested it on Eric Cartman. he has the worst mouth out of every one in the movie. when his friends find out that he has the v chip in him. they do everything they can to get cartman to use bad language.

 When the USA goes to war with Canada. that allowed the devil to rise from heel up to earth. with his life "partner". Saddam Hussein. in south park the devil is gay. when he get to earth he plans to take it over for 50000 years. But Eric learns that if he used a lot of bad words he can shot like a lighting bolt out of his head. he used that to send the devil and saddam back to hell.  

30 Minutes Or Less

  Two fledgling criminals kidnap a pizza delivery guy, strap a bomb to his chest, and inform him that he has mere hours to rob a bank or they will kill him.

 Dwayne and Travis are the two fledgling criminals. that kidnap nick the pizza boy delivery guy. they do this because Dwayne want's his dad dead. so he can become a millionaire. Travis is Dwayne's best friend and work partner.

 How Dwayne and Travis get Nick to rob the dank is. they got him to deliver a pizza to them. when he got there. They jumped him well wearing gorilla suits. they knock him out and strapped a bomb to him. Dwayne tells him that if he doesn't do it or try's to take it off or try's to get help to take it off. hes going to kill him.

 After Dwayne lets Nick go. Nick goes right to his best friends work. with is at a school. His friends name is Chet. Nick tells him everything that happened to day. than asked him for some help to rob the bank. Chet says yes. they go and steal a car and take it to the bank. so they will have a get a way car. then they rob the bank and give the money to Dwayne and he gets the bomb off.       

Harold And Kumar go to white castle

 Harlod lee and Kumar Patle are two friends who end up getting the munchies. they embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for white castle burgers.

 After the tv  advertisement about White Castle burgers. Kumar convinces Harlod to go to white castel with him. but the white castle isn't close and kumar has a test in the morning. but Kumar doesn't care.

 On the way to white castle Kumar had to take a piss. So they stopped in the middle of know where. Well Kumar was taking a piss a raccoon climb up and in the car with out being seen. he gets back in the car and they leave. like 20 minutes later the raccoon attacks Kunar. he ends up throwing it out the car window.

When they get to what they think is white castle. they learn that it moved farther away. so they decide to go to the other white castle. at this point its like one in the moring. they end u crashing they  car in to some trees. but they still make it to white castle.
   

Grandma's Boy

 A 35 year old video game tester has to move in with his grandma and her two old lady roommates.

 Alex is the main character in this movie. He has to move out of his house because his roommate spend the rent money on Filipino hookers. He first move in to his friend house. His friend name is Jeff he doesn't stay there long. He had an encounter with Jeff's mom. So he moved out in with his grandma.

Well he is living at his grandma's he is working on his own video game. He has bin working on it for a long  and it's almost done. One of the people that Alex is working with steals the game from him. J.P is the guy who stole it from him. He ends up finishing it and shows his boss. To make it look like his game. But Alex get there and try's to tell his boss that its his game. His boss doesn't believe him. Then Alex's grandma comes and she can play the game. She has bin bin playing the game the hole time Ale has bin there. So she is really good at it and ends up winning against J.P. And proving that Alex made the game.  

superbad

 Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze soaked party goes awry.

 Seth ,Evan and Fogell are the main characters. Seth and Evan get Fogell to get a fake id. So he can get them alcohol. For Jules party and Seth promise her that he will get alcohol for the hole party. When he made this promise to her he didn't even know if Fogell got the id.


   Fogell ends up getting the fake id. The name he used was Mclovin. Seth get mad at him because of the name he used. But the still get him to go to the store. When Fogell goes to the store he is really nervous. But he stills goes in. He walked to the back and got the alcohol that they wanted. He went up front. As he was paying for it some one ran in and hit Fogell in the face. It knock him on to the ground. Then the man stole all the money in the store.


After that happened the cops showed up. Seth and Evan show up to pick Fogell up. But then they seen the cops with Fogrll and they thought that he was getting arrested. But really they were just asking him  what happened. Seth and Evan leave and try to find some way to get alcohol. Well they were thinking someone hit Seth with there car. Seth get the guy in the car to take them to a party.. Or he would call the cops. That's where they steal all the the party's alcohol. Seth almost gets in to a fight. They get to Jules party with the alcohol. There they find out that Fogell never got arrested. They Just Asked him some questions and took him for the ride of his life.

pineapple express

   A process server and his marijuane dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and corrupt police officer after he withness his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve paper to him.

  Dale Denton is the process server. One day he went to go pick some new weed up. From his dealer Saul. It was called pineapple express.Saul was the only guy in town with it. Except his dealer Red and Red dealer Ted Jones.

  After picking up he rolled a joint. Then he went to go server some more people. The last person he had to server was Ted Jones. He got to Teds house but didn't go right away. He started to smoke the joint he rolled. Then he looked up and seen Ted shot another man to death with a cop. Dale started to freak out and crashed in to 2 cars one of them being a cops car. Ted seen some one out side so he ran out of his house. To see who it was. Ted didn't see who it was but dale drop his joint. Ted pick it up and he could tell it was the pineapple express. Ted know the only guy who is selling this to.

Dale goes to Sauls house and tells him just what happened. They both started to freak out. they ended up leaving and going to some forest for the night. They also smash there phones so no one can track them. the next day they go and try to talk to Red to see if he can help. But Ted already sent two people to kill them. Teds two hitmen find Saul and kidnap him. Dale and red had to go and save him by killing Ted Jones and the people who worked for him.

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